by chrisb01 Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:02 pm"So", he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Cooh?" Asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The Wife said: "You want a beer, My Love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lolly Pop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen
glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but you know at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I'll be right back. I promise."
"OK?" you want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out five different dishes of different hors d'oeuvres, chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom strips, etc.
"But my Sweet Honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink you F**king beer in your F**king Frozen mug and eat your Motherf**king snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?"
"Where are you going, Coochy Cooh?" Asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The Wife said: "You want a beer, My Love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lolly Pop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen
glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but you know at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I'll be right back. I promise."
"OK?" you want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out five different dishes of different hors d'oeuvres, chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom strips, etc.
"But my Sweet Honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink you F**king beer in your F**king Frozen mug and eat your Motherf**king snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?"
Nice!
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